I've got more interesting things to tell but those are for decades hence — should I recall them then and care.
It's like, if you're a dude and King Charles proposes to you. Sure it makes for a funny story, and equally sure, plenty of folk really want to know the tale, but being as you know that jumping into bed with Rumpelforeskin is as moot as plucking your eyes out just for a laugh, it doesn't really impact your attention for very long. You've got a life to live.
Well here's the catch-22 of renewing your Egyptian Visa.
I did eventually figure it out and I'll provide a helpful instructional soon, but for now, I just found this too funny not to share with you.
BONUS: HL MENCKEN ENDING