Currency-22! The Good Humor of Egyptian Bureaucracy

I've got more interesting things to tell but those are for decades hence — should I recall them then and care.

It's like, if you're a dude and King Charles proposes to you. Sure it makes for a funny story, and equally sure, plenty of folk really want to know the tale, but being as you know that jumping into bed with Rumpelforeskin is as moot as plucking …