Finger food is becoming a thing of the past...

I’m a simple fella.

There's no greater joy for me than buying a bag of freshly baked cookies for 50¢ and eating it as I stroll down the block back to my residence with the pyramids as a backdrop.

It hath however come to pass that I’m now the most popular person in the region among the garbage-dwelling beggar kids. So even though I’ve successfully convince…