For example:
If the shooter had better aim by just 3 millimeters he would have left us with a Donald Trump who was just as egomaniacal while also being severely brain damaged, which would have made for positively hilarious television for months.
He would easily win the presidency (even more so than without brain damage) and the entertainment value for humankind would have been out of this world.
Shame on anybody whom would think such thoughts at such a critical time for our super serious sacred democracy.
— H.L. Mencken