Swisher flavored cigarillos for kids!
Trump's "respected across the board" new Chief of Staff is an active lobbyist for them
Y'all lied to me and other babe-in-the-woods innocents about your ethics. I get it! It keeps us enslaved to your concerns while you go about ignoring ours.
Wise.
And the God mankind serves - which makes Him the True God of everything society oriented - actively approves.
Trump's new (“a first for women!”) Chief of Staff has been actively lobbying for flavored cigarettes, the best kind to lure in kids, while running Donald Trump's campaign.
As excited as I am to join y'all on the dark side I'm afraid I'll never be able to keep up. The level of cynicism necessary to participate in the American electoral, business, legal, and social systems is, frankly, well beyond my capacity to comprehend.
Worldwide human society during my lifetime is not just a cesspool, but a stagnant boring one. Even if I could get around to partaking in life in the manner that the rest of y'all do, I could never survive the boredom of it all.
I'm too human to worship at the altar of American Politics so it's never made a dime's worth of difference to me who the President is, other than that S/he-who-shall-be-everpresent-thrust-before-me for years be the less annoying of the 2 unwanted pop-ads I'll need to see.
I know it sounds like I'm complaining but I'm not. I'm nothing if not religious, and I'm as excited as a teen at an orgy to discover the goodies that await me now that I've decisively discovered the rules of the true God of humankind.