White Boy Summer

Tommy Crook and revenge of the nerds

First of all, the pledge of allegiance:

I pledge allegiance to the terms and conditions of Google LLC, etc.

So they're sayin the shooter was some sort of scrawny white boy.

They're also worrying about the cicada-like emergence of additional people of pallor who believe they matter.

I wouldn't worry too much.

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