"Hear the words of Elijah, ye drunkards who lust after Baal"
I utterly DESPISE the wretched interest that Americans take in their pseudo-democracy.
There is nothing worse than watching your brothers and sisters madly baying for their own blood.
The only relief from this backwards lust of the populace comes in the form of occasional entertainment.
A president's son filming himself arguing with a hooker over blow, washed-in-the-blood "Christians" feverishly coronating an elderly Elagabalus, or a president getting shot at.
Some thoughts are better left unsaid
For example: If the shooter had better aim by just 3 millimeters he would have left us with a Donald Trump who was just as egomaniacal while also being severely brain damaged, which would have made for positively hilarious television for months. He would easily win the presidency (even more so than without brain damage) and the entertainment value for hum…
Having occasional gladiatoral fun at the expense of the most whorish members of the nobility every 4 years is the teeny tiny circus granted a populous denied their bread, family, and dignity.
But if one MUST have a preference, mine is for Camela.
I'd previously crossed my fingers for an RFK coronation on the argument that between him and The Worm we'd have a complete Kennedy in the Lincoln Bedroom.
But now, a come from behind Camela win seems like this great circus country's best chance for a little entertainment.
So, while I don't like my odds, come election day, I'll be drinking two humps worth of camel. Amen.
Is there any commandment more fun than the one to mock idols?
As you can tell by my declaration today, I don't think much of the world's current rulers and certainly don't care to watch their special olympics race to ‘the presidency’ whatever that is. It's literally bores me more than sports. But for sake of those infrequent moments of minor entertainment they offer I’m rootin for camela.
